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find out why I think people who like paid hentai sites are stupid little bastardsSo you want a hentai membership, bitch?

Here Bakugan Hentai we have a lot of preverted yummy ass stuff here but we also help expose sites that have some extra yummy ass stuff for those willing to pay for (and even those willing not too, but get the paid stuff for free… more on that below). Since I was… let’s say “18”… I’ve been super fucking crazy about hentai, be it free or if it was paid hentai, I was on that shit… of course I found a way to use a credit card I got from the store… but, that stuff doesn’t work anymore (trust me I tried… again).

To pay for fucking hentai, or to not?

A lot of paid based hentai type sites sometimes are shit, you know? Maybe you know.. probably not actually because you surf the web for the free nasty ass hentai stuff. I get it, that’s what the nets for. But there are some really cool free sites that try to upsell the shit out of you. It’s kind of like those mother fuckers who try to sell you time shares…. and if you sit through their badgering and guilt/shaming you’ll get a free something or other. So I’d say I’d remember that when signing up for free hentai shit, just remember to cancel “upsells” after you get in after a bit, and that mother fucking hentai subscription is yours mate!

Does hentai really make your life better when you pay for it?

For those fucking assholes out there that actually seriously want to pay for hentai… (are you crazy?)… There are some really good sites that offer shit that’s so damn good that people don’t actually rip it, so they can keep it private in their spank bank. But if you like hentai fucking and creampies and anal and all that good shit, it’s time to upgrade to FREE fucking hentai man.

God, why do I even want to write this for you… You suck! Go away! Go find a Oviposition hentai blog to browse and fill up your anus with demon egg sacs or something. 😛

BYE HENTAI FUCKER!